I started the day this morning with the decision to try out Last
FM. That's the social-networking radio station that allows you to pick out
recording artists, stream a station created for you, see what the rest of the
world -- including your friends -- are grooving on. With LastFM, you respond
back to the radio, giving the songs it feeds up "love" or banning
them altogether.
I was feeling a bit dopey and couldn't remember what music I actually do like
listening to. Prepare to mock -- I inputted this: "Lauryn Hill, Ani di
Franco, Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Green Day, Queen Latifah." The first song
keyed up in my new custom station was the Indigo Girls' "Power of Two."
All right, must every woman of a certain age and proclivity like the Indigo
Girls? Still, I enjoyed the song. Next up was Dar Williams' "Whispering
Pines." A little slow but fine enough.
Then Eminem's "Amityville." I'd never heard it, as it's from his
early Marshall Mathers LP that I don't own. But isn't playing an Eminem
song when I the word "Eminem" in the station creator a bit of a weak
move? The song was a tad graphic for work --"slit my mother's throat..."
is, I think, more appropriate for after hours. I ban. Next up, 50 cent's "As
Time Goes By." Banned. Erykah Badu's lovely "Orange Moon," and
then Ashlee Simpson's "Shadow," which -- say what you will -- is the
perfect sort of music by which to draft blog posts, emails, and the like.
But I'm scared to say I like it because Simpson is tagged as "Similiar
to: Lindsay Lohan," who I stay away from on principle. Next up is the Game's
"Hate it or Love it." Catchy. On to Lauryn Hill's "Jerusalem,"
then Linkin Park's "One Step Closer." Out of utter precariousness
and a dislike of the yelling of the lead, um, screamer, I ban it. LastFM attempts
to soothe me with Alcia Key's "Butterflyz."
Now we've got Raul De Souza's "Sweet Lucy." Finally, an artist I
have completely never heard of. That's largely the point for me of using a social
music tool like Last FM -- to find new music that I wouldn't be turned on to
elsewhere. So I'm thrilled, even though it sounds a lot like the theme song
from "What's Happening."
We're on to Britney Spears' "Thinkin' About You." (Really, can we
not use our grown-up words with our band and song names? "Linkin"
Park? "Butterflyz"? "Thinkin'" About You?) It's clear to
me now that LastFM thinks I'm a 16 year old girl. Sweet Mary mother of God!
LastFM spits in my face with Lindsay Lohan's "Disconnected." "I'm
only not lonely when I'm lonely myself...I always backtrack forward...DISCONNECTED!"?
I don't deserve this. Banned, Lindsay. So banned.
Some Green Day "Ha Ha You're Dead," Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Coffee
Shop," and Fiona Apple's "I Know," all of which I enjoy. Washington
Dead Cats' "Surf and Destroy" up next. Fun -- sort of Barenaked Ladies
but actually weird. The Dead Cats are tagged as "Similar to: Queen Latifah,"
which seems a bit odd, but I imagine it to be the result of the algorithmic
mojo magic that makes LastFM work. Next is Queen Latifah's "I Can't Understand."
Why have I not heard this brilliance until now?!
But more Alicia Keys, more Erykah Badu, and I'm getting a bit bored with this
musical selection. Same old, same old, for the most. Where are the undiscovered
(to me) gems that I expected LastFM to dig up for me? Even though I have to
think that I'm still drawing from the collective taste database of other users
at the backend of Last FM, I imagine that the secret sauce is when you connect
up with other users and pick and choose from their music streams. Alas, I don't
yet know of anybody that I know that is on and actively using LastFM. So I'm
stuck in my own, non-diverse, plain vanilla loop of music.